Roy the Sheep

[Gaucho]

Most wouldn't have seen this but it was also covered by 5 live.

The Horseshoe Inn and Roy

For some reason a jobs worth at animal welfare got involved and confiscate his biscuits.

[Barcrest]

Hang on.... That's your pub? There is a woman behind the bar? So it's her pub... Ergo you are her? 

[Gaucho]

Not perfect yet but I have a few more operations to go before the transformation is complete

[Barcrest]

So how come you are not in the video then?

[Gaucho]

Folically challenged, plus a scouse accent is enough without adding my Essex one